RAIN BOUGHT JAYDEN A DILDO AND THEN AFTER WE WENT TO SEE THE HOBBIT 2 WE NAMED IT BILBO
BILBO THE DILDO
hey remember when
Jayden is a fucking menace
i hate when people say that women should dress more modestly in order to “leave something to the imagination”. leave what to the imagination? what do people think is under my clothes? a mass of algae? memes? shinji ikari?
have you ever met a person that you’re forced to mantain a level of cold civility towards but if you could you would totally punch them as hard as you could but you can’t so every second you’re forced to be around them you’re thinking of smashing their face in just so they’ll shut up
If this gets at least 1000 notes I pick either an asteroid with 413 in the number or one with a good chance of close encounter with the Earth (suggestions are welcome) and I send an email to the IAU with a suggestion to name it after Andrew Hussie.
This guy did it for the xkcd guy, so why not for the Homestuck guy as a massive and epic thanks?
Lets do it guys